April 29, 2005
Now I have seen it all...and I like it
We have all heard Christian rock. I am not too proud to admit that there times I heard some Bible-rocking beats and thought..this is real good. Well now there is a a new hasid on the block and hes kickin ass!
April 27, 2005
I am 8-bit
Awesome. I wish I did some of these in art school. My professors would have chewed my ass for it though, cause they were mostly talentless hacks... Anyway I wish I was in Cali I would love to see the show.
link: i am 8-bit
April 22, 2005
Funiest Pope/Poop story ever
No pictures... you will actually have to read this. Its worth the time, enjoy:
Link The Poopacy
April 18, 2005
So it seems we are all gonna die :(
This is a follow up to a previous post where I described an uncertain path of a GIANT asteroid. Well it seems that our old friend asteroid MN4 is back on track towards us. It turns out that the scientists tracking it had ruled out collision.....but then realized they forgot to add EARTH's GRAVITY into the equation. So sad that they are all we have to save us.
Link Asteroid Part 2
April 14, 2005
SSSHHHH Super Secret Stuff
I've been going to this site for awhile. Its a simple blog where people write their deepest secrets on a post card and post them for the world to see. If you are feeling guilty send them a card. But disguise your handwriting or I will tell everyone its you!!
Link Post Secret
April 13, 2005
Ive had this bookmarked since the PSP launch. If you havent seen this post on Gizmodo then check it out. Its a huge list of resources for PSP users with some good links to software such as the Moblie media maker for the PSP.
Link: Gizmodo mega PSP post
April 12, 2005
Words can not explain the horror
This is by far the most horrfic shit Ive seen in months... maybe even years. Now I know this douche did this for a very good cause, and 100% of the money goes to charity..... BUT I dont give a fuck. I was feeling queasy for most of the video. I even stopped it 3 times cause I couldnt take it. Everyone needs to see this video, and make sure you have your volume up and a bag to puke in.
Link: THE HORROR
After you watched or attepted to watch the video top off your experience by going here and follow the link to "about." My favorite part in "about" is where he mentions he set a new high school record in pole vaulting at South Plainfield High School. I almost pissed myself when i read that.
I cant even imagine what the layout would look like if it was called "The Priest"
link: The best page in the universe
Dumbest Idea Ever
Link Tornado Attack is taking bids to co-pilot this freakin Dukes of Hazard death trap into the eye of a tornado. Sign me up! What could possibly go wrong.
Link Yahoo article
touché, monsieur pussycat!
Thank you for introducing me to Mr. Winky Bear, honkey_lips. But here's another frisky little critter who wants to spray some love on YOU!!!
April 10, 2005
So the string says...no, I'm a frayed knot!
So it turns out the string threorists may be on to something. This is an excellent article for the layman, or anyone interested in what stuff is made from.
Link String Theory
I drew a little picture, here it is:
(I'm sorry if it is too sexy).
April 09, 2005
Honkey_lips is here!Hope you all remember and like the "family truckster" I will be adding jerk-off movies of my OWN!!!!! This will be so much fun desecrating religion. I look forward to many strange posts. Muhahahahaha
April 08, 2005
The Fashion of the Christ
I drew a little comic strip. Enjoy!
Making special sauce with frank and beans
This is what the internet was made for... I love it. Here are two videos of a few unfortunate guys in the act of calling down for more Mayo.
File via Kontraband NSFW (give it a sec to dl): Poor guy #1
File via Kontraband NSFW (give it a sec to dl): Poor guy #2
If you are looking for more ways to explain what these gents are doing you can amuse yourself here
Move along...nothing to see here
So I was deleting old bookmarks this morning and I came across an article from December 2004. It’s a harmless article issued by NASA describing an asteroid 400 meters long that has a 1 in 300 shot of destroying the world in 2029. I googled the heck out of it this morning to get an end-of-the-world update, but the MAN has removed all traces from the Internet!
Link String Theory
April 07, 2005
I found this site a long time ago, and rediscovered it today. Artists submit designs for t-shirts. The best ones get printed... some really nice designs. Its a well designed site to boot.
Sheeps and Goats - together at last!!
After seeing Napolean Dynamite (for whom ligers are "pretty much [his] favorite animal"), I started wondering about other hybrid animals. This prompted me to ask the question "can sheeps and goats have babies?"
The answer is yes!! The offspring are called "shoats" and they are extremely sexy animals. This one from Botswana had to be castrated because he was mounting his half-brethren indiscrimately, even when the sheep were not in heat. That's animal rape, holmes!!
Apparently you can mate lots of different things together, although most of the offspring will be sterile. I think they should mate a racoon to a panda, to create a "Pandoon" or perhaps a "Racanda."
Anyhoo, here is a link to everything you ever wanted to know about hybrid mammals, including "Humanzees" (I prefer the term "Chumans" to humanzee, it's like something Al Pacino would say).
Link Hybrid Mammals